Best Joke of 2010 – so far!

The devil made me do it!

The devil made me do it!

John Howard, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call   Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is

finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so

Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she

is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so

she writes him a check.

Finally John Howard gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is

finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Howard got to call Australia so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: “Since Rudd took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.

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3 responses to “Best Joke of 2010 – so far!

  1. Must be true about the country going to hell – Mr Rudd just ousted today by his own party.

    Hello there Julia…

  2. good joke. Kevin got the boot – so typical of the Aussie Labor party and politics in general in OZ! So we now have a new PM – first female PM for us too – let’s see what Julia Gillard can do. Surely she can’t stuff it up any more!

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