Mathematics required for Romance these days…

A friend sent this to me, but unfortunately I don’t know where it originated.

Didn’t realise you had to have a Mathematics major to cope with romance these days.

Have a great laugh!

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance.
Smart man + dumb woman = affair.
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage.
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item that he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 that she doesn’t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
POSTULATES
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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