8 Words with 2 Meanings

Just got to love this little article. Have a read, have a laugh. I particularly like the remote – so true…

1 . THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female ….. Any part under a car’s hood.
Male…. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female …. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female… A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male….. Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female… An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve .
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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3 responses to “8 Words with 2 Meanings

  1. Excellent, I have suddenly gone off being in a relationship, clearly just dating is the way forward, hehe

  2. Hmm….. cant help but think men are getting some bad press here, I am not sure all men are the same but I have to concede there is alot of truth in these,

  3. Clearly John Gray is right men are from Mars and woman are form Venus… they ring so true in these statements. Now I also know how SHI Symbol choose their symbol… “perfect”. We all want to link together so to speak – but that link is so fragile…

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